#JanelleKeithQuotes

If you follow me on Twitter, which you can, by clicking here, you know there's something that I like to do called "#JanelleKeithQuotes". Any time some sort of profound statement spills from the lips of Janelle Keith, I try to tell you about it. Andy Youso & Jenn also participate in this. Follow them on Twitter by clicking their names. We keep our ears open for anything that Janelle may say that is tweet-worthy.

The quotes themselves are funny, but when you pair them with cartoons from The New Yorker, they're terribly funny.

Yes, I know this has been done before, but not with Janelle! Enjoy!

"It was the falsetto that won me over."

"I have no idea what I'm doing."

"It's terrible, just terrible."

"You should wish that I would care more."

"There's a lot of grease in that. Probably don't want to eat that part."

"It's hard to know what year it is."

"Why is it that I'm always the one with issues? Sometimes, it's you clowns who have the problems!"

"I have always said I probably need counselling. I've never been shy about that."

"I don't have time to be dancing around this thing."

"How many kids she got?"

"Does it have anything to do with me? Cause I'm going to beat someone up. Not funny."

"Oh. Are you getting monsters?"

"How can I believe anything you say?"

"It makes me sad that my computer, through VNC, is so slow."

"I've eaten the Beets, I've seen the results!"

"...then when I go back to sleep, I don't always go back to sleep..."